Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Merry Christmas To All..!!!

Hope you all had a wonderful Christmas...

However, i feel that Christmas this year isn't as festive as the years before..is it because we are all growing up and finally understanding that the true meaning of Christmas isn't about the presents, but about celebrating the birth of our Savior, Jesus Christ? I think so...i remember the little 9 year old me running downstairs on Christmas morning sniffing out presents under the tree...SO many presents!!! I went wild with my sister, bringing everything up to my parents' room and dumping it all on the bed waking them up in the process...Poor sleepy things...

Then, in a flurry of motion, we'd rip open our presents excitedly screaming MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! THANK YOU MUMMY!!! THANK YOU DADDY!!!! AHHHH!!!!! MAGICAL BARBIE DOLLHOUSE WITH POOL!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! I LOVE IT I LOVE IT!!!!!

that's the thanks my parents got for spending money on our expensive presents...2 hours less sleep...awww...

okay..so Christmas isn't about the presents...it's about Jesus!!! so i wanna say,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!! AND THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!

Friday, December 23, 2005

Reunion~!!

Met up with my old primary school friends today at Logenhaus, Taipan...As usual, the one who planned it all arrived last...leaving us all waiting out in the cold for him...well, it wasn't exactly very cold, it being Malaysian weather and all...and i'm still wondering WHY we didn't go into the restaurant 1st...all the jakuns standing outside making fun of Kian Jin (organizer who came late)...*rolls eyes*

finally, we heard a little squeeky voice saying, "Hi guys! Sorry I'm late!" turned around and saw...



KIAN JIN!!!! looking more gay than ever!!

we followed him in, secretly making faces at his back...tee hee hee...or was that only me? =p

i ordered the Sizzling Lamb in Mushroom Sauce!! didn't take a picture though cos i was busy trying to imagine it sizzling....Kian Jin HAD AN APRON!!!! i didn't!!! hmphh!! *goes into a sulk* "That's because he knows the owner maaa..." Eu Jin said...so what? i know the owner also la!

...........

okay..so i don't know the owner...sigh...

I WANT AN APRON AND MY LAMB TO SIZZLE TOO!!!

nevermind...i'll go back to the restaurant tomorrow and get to know the owner...u'll see!! the next time i post, i'll be proudly claiming how i got my own apron and sizzling hot plate!!

conversation flowed easily..it was like we saw each other just last week...not a year ago...i guess it's cos the others have been seeing each other on a regular basis? only Athnamas Nat Gniy Niy didn't keep in contact...sigh...

after dinner, we all went to Coffee Bean and got high on coffee!!



MmMmMmMmMmMMmMmmmm....

SEE!!! HIGH ON COFFEE!!!



"Yes, i agree that Kian Jin DOES look gay!!" says an eager Eu Jin to the rest of us..



Jonathan : I'm feeliiiing gayyyyyy.......
Eu Jin : Everything looks so clear right now...*sips coffee* maybe if i stare hard enough, i can see through that girl's skirt.........nnnnhnnnngggghhhhhhhhh......*strains his eyes*



WHoaaAaaAa.....WEI CHIET!!! FIRE'S COMING OUT OF UR MOUTH!!!! STOP TALKING!! STOP TALKING!!!



kawaiiii!!!! he comes in 5 different personalities...On Drugs, On Estrogen Pills, On Marijuana, On Hold and Gay Mood...personally, i like Gay Mood...suits him...hahahaha...i'm just kidding, guys...of course he's not gay!! Does this look gay to you??? And no, i'm not being sarcastic..

hahahaha...sorry KJ...i can't help it...teasing you is just WAY too much fun...!!

anyway, we had fun tonight!! thanks for dinner, KJ!! hope to see u all soon!!

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Head in the clouds..

My dad took me and Ivy up to Genting this morning..we were supposed to leave the house at 9am..so i woke up at 8, took a shower and sat in the living room like a zombie...that's when i looked at the clock and saw that it was only 7am...WHAT THE...?!!?!

aiyo...so i changed back into my pyjamas....*well, i don't actually have pyjamas..i sleep in whatever i have on that day..but jammies sound so cute!* and fell asleep again in my bed..suddenly the alarm rang and the vision i had of Chad Michael Murray and Cloud*Advent Children* kissing went poof~!! Thank goodness..!!

I totally forgot that i had already took a shower, and i went into the bathroom again to bathe...mid-shampooing my hair, i remembered...WHAT THE..!?!?!?

aiyo...still, had to finish what was started...shampoo down the drain...litterally...=p

dad knocked on the bathroom door and told me he was going out to pay an "overdue" phone bill..apparently, we owe Telecom around RM816...WHAT THE..!??!?!?!

must be a mistake right? No way did we use the phone that much..........right? right? right? suddenly, memory of calling a certain penguin came to mind.....but no way did we talk that long....right? right? right?


my heart went cold...........

when my dad came back, i expected him to rant and rampage all over the house, demanding to know who's the chatterbox that tied up the phone for erm....6 hours? i dunno...i was all ready to blame everything on Jon..about how he blackmailed me saying that if i don't call him and assure him that there's no ghost in his room, he'll tell the whole world my deadly secret...bla bla blaaa.....but then the house remained strangely quiet...i braced myself and went downstairs....

mmm...is that......nasi lemak?? MmMmMMmMMMmmmm...!!!! went into the kitchen and saw three packets sitting on the table...took one up and sniffed...MmMmMmMmMMMmm...!!! it IS nasi lemak!!!!

"CHEEEEE!!!!!!" i heard outside..okay, here it comes now...nasi lemak to tempt me out of hiding before the ax fell...i prayed hard.......what's daddy going to say next?

"COME AND EAT NASI LEMAK!!!! GET THE PLATES!!!! WE'RE LATE ALREADY!!!!"

oooo....no scolding? was it some sort of battle strategy...see how long i can last till i break down and beg for forgiveness, tears streaming down my colourless cheeks?

"Okay daddy...coming!"

"Eh..you know what happened? I had to run all over the place looking for their stupid payment counter..went to Carefour there, don't have..moved already...then i went some other place, also don't have...they simply move without telling wan...haiyuh...in the end, called them and they said move to Taipan already...So near...wild goose chase...Your mother la, this morning called me, so kan cheong want to pay the bill..They send red letter ma, warning us to pay or else they will cut our line...so i go lor...reach there, they said that our bill only comes up to RM81.60...typing error...so i BLAAAHHhhh them la...how can like this..??? somemore dare to issue final warning...haiyuh!!!!........."................it goes on and on and on.....................

Phew...so jon and i weren't to blame after all....my heart went back to beating normally and i could enjoy the rest of my nasi lemak...yay!!

Me, Ivy and Dad...in the cable car...the thing stopped moving just as we left the station..so we were suspended in mid air above the main road...to pass the time, we took pictures of our own jakun selves...see the excitement on my dad's face? happy happy man...^^



i had a great day with them...spent a bomb on chap fan...(mixed rice) RM21 for three small dishes...it's so expensive!!! don't ever eat chap fan in genting!!! always eat fast food, where although there's tax, the prices aren't that bad...the chap fan people wanted to charge us RM12 for a set of rice and three side dishes..i watched them scoop and thought to myself, "I can scoop better than that...and why is she giving me that hard looking veggie?? woman! let me scoop!"

saw the history of Lim Goh Tong, founder of Genting Highlands...must respect the guy...he accomplished so much!! he has his own gallery...cool!

and look at this..



I HAVE A BUTTERFLY NAMED AFTER ME!!! well, not exactly named after me..more like i'm named after a butterfly...hehehhe...i know it's not the proper spelling, missing an "N" but can also la...aiyo...i'll take whatever i can get...GLORY TO THE BUTTERFLY!!! POLYURA ATHNAMAS SAMATHA!! athnamas is samantha spelt backwards...in case u're like Chin Hou and totally blur...hehhee...i'm kidding, CH...

i can't wait to go to Genting again...it's really not that expensive to go up there...unfortunately, we didn't go into the outdoor theme park..=( i asked my dad why??? so many times...but i still haven't got the answer...haha...some secret reason maybe, daddy? =p

anyway, my 11 year friend, Ke Vin is going for an operation this Sunday...a small one, but still an operation nonetheless..., he has a slipdisk in his backbone and it's jutting out into his nerves causing him pain...poor guy...my heart goes out to him and his time of need...so please pray for his fast recovery..i'll be praying too...^_^ it's not a dangerous operation though...

thanks guys! *u're welcome, Athnamas!*

Sunday, December 18, 2005

To those who care ^_^

to those who are worried about me, thank you...but you don't have to worry anymore...i'm fine..just ranting out my feelings...too bad someone had to bring out that side of me...

sigh..anyway...

i won't hide names here..i'm mad at christopher..and i don't like him very much anymore..

like he said, he's happy for me and aaron..thank you, chris..

"da rest of us in class are still single.and u go around holdin hands and all???think bout those of them who hasn't been in a relationship b4.u may not mind.think bout everyone else.people may not be comfortable.if it's ppl u noe very well,den yes.go ahead.but if u're not sure,why not do it wen u're alone??why wanna flaunt it so much???and u think ppl won't get offended??like i said.some of them may not have had a relationship before.so it's still a leeeeetle rude.jus a little."

so aaron and i shouldn't hold hands in class because that would be insensitive..hmmmm....okay..when term starts, EVERYONE HOLD HANDS OKAY? ^^ we're one big happy family!! aiyo...if u wanted to hold hands, can just say ma...we all hold okay? then everybody happy..!! i'm sorry if aaron and i made you guys feel left out or we offended you...but what can i say? i like holding his hand..hehe...and you can still talk to me like before...nothing's changed except that i now have someone standing next to me...but only in Design class ma...i really don't mean to flaunt it...i just like having him next to me...that's not a crime, is it? but we'll try to tone down if it bothers the class that much...^_~

"u rather go talk wit everybody else and ignore me.i ask u.have u ever walked up to me and talk to me since those incidents??think bout it.dats why i was angry on friday.u dun even care.and at least i would still go up to talk to u.why can't u do da same???is it dat hard to go up and talk to someone?namely me???"

chris, my dear friend (yes, i'm being sarcastic, something that chris is exceptionally good at seeing his recent blog posts and comments) i do come and talk to you when i'm not afraid of you..yes, i admit, i'm sometimes fed up with how you isolate yourself and go about with such a long face (i'm surprised your face hasn't grown longer, actually) and to answer your question, YES, it is THAT hard to go up and talk to YOU. only you. i'm happy with the rest of the class..

"i onli curse wen people make me angry.and even dat,i lower myself down to 'goddamn','hell','idiots' and seldom use da 'f' words.try findin any other post whih has da 'f' word in it.dat post wasn't meant for anythin.it was for sarcastic reasons.even shawn curses so wen he's angry at people."

good that you don't use the "F" word so much anymore..*being sarcastic again*..Shawn, don't curse so much okay? you're too good looking for that kind of behaviour..and chris, God doesn't damn anything...so if u want to curse, don't put God into it! at least have respect for Him, if u can't respect others..okay? ^_^

"let me put it clearer.u talk to me on msn but u dun do dat in college???"

hmmm...after all this, i don't think i want to talk to you on msn anymore...i'm sorry...

"i dun expect anythin in return..but a promise is a promise..i lived up to wat i said i would do..i'm happy for sam..in fact,i even told shawn dat aaron was her choice and i'll live wit it.."

you have a funny way of showing me that you're happy for me...anyway, nonetheless...that's your way of handling it...since you're living with it, i'll live with it too..yes, a promise is a promise...that is why i don't think i'll be promising you anything ever again in future...empty promises aren't good now, are they? and since you seem to think that my promises are empty...too bad lor...awww....

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this is my reply to chris..it's now out in the open...for those who didn't know, the "promise" that we made was for me to be a better friend to him once i got back from Perth...and i've tried...i did talk to Christopher once in a while...but it's hard...that's why i prefer to talk to him on msn...but he complains about that too....i don't know how to deal with him sometimes..i don't know...maybe i didn't try hard enough....well, i don't intend to try anymore...sorry chris! i forgive you...cos like benruto said, forgiveness should be my number one priority...but i don't want to be friends with you anymore...thanks for being a friend to me in my times of need before....i didn't exactly ask for it, but i do appreciate it..that's why it's sad to say that i don't want it anymore...you expect too much in return...

thanks to all who "pat kua-ed" into this matter...!! hahaha...i see now that our class really has a lot of monkeys in it...and i'm glad... ^^

Saturday, December 17, 2005

hehehe...funny video...puking is fun!!

STOP BLAMING ME!!!!!!

ARGHHGHHH!!!!!!
what do i need to do to BE A FRIEND TO YOU!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!
YOU MAKE IT SO DARN HARD!!!!!!!!!
I AM FED UP, OKAY? FED UP!!
I'M NOT GOING TO TRY ANYMORE..
it's no use..u never appreciate anything i do for you.
you always blame me and never yourself.
don't be such an ASS, okay>!?!?!!
#$%^*&%$$#%^&*%(^$$@#!@
you are NOT the victim!
but you are making yourself the victim.
YOU EXPECT PEOPLE TO COME TO YOU WITH OPEN ARMS???!?!?!?!
FAT CHANCE WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AT THEM LIKE THAT!!!!!
YOU ISOLATE YOURSELF FOR ATTENTION??!?!?!!?!
THINKING ONLY OF YOUR OWN SELFISH REASONS.
YOU ARE RUDE TO THOSE YOU DON'T LIKE.
YOU CURSE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY!!!EVEN AT THE INNOCENT PEOPLE!!!!
YOU THINK YOU'RE THE VICTIM?!!?!!?!?!??!
talking about loneliness..think about ur friends who are there for you, how do u treat them? you chase them away by BEING A JERK!!!!!!!!
SO DON'T BLAME ANYONE!!!!!!!!
and BE A MAN!!! NOT A BOY!!!
IF YOU WANT TO HAVE GENUINE FRIENDS WHO ARE NOT AFRAID OF YOU, AND WANT TO BE WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE FUN TO BE WITH,STOP THINKING OF YOURSELF AND START THINKING OF OTHERS!!!!!!!!

Sunday, December 11, 2005

The Truth About Falling In Love With Men

okay..it's time i got off my bed *which i have been one with for the past two days* and post a new entry in my almost-dead blog...

everyone's been reminicsing about the good old days in Term 2...

well, for a change, let me highlight the bad days...

hmmmm...
well, looks like there aren't many....sighh....what a waste of space...

hehehee...i'll just post up another story then, shall i?

One fine morning, the sun rose and cast a beautiful glow over the city...



And two guys were just starting to GET IT ONNNN in the bedroom, oblivious to the fact that a brand new day is awaiting them outside...



just as they were about to start ripping each others' clothes off.....

the phone rang...



BRRRRIIIINNGGGGGG!!!!!
"DAMN IT!!" Amrail screamed, "Wait darling Jon, I'll be right back, I promise....don't go anywhere....I love youuuuu....." he cooed to the impatient Jon beneath the covers...Amrail then adjusted his bunny ears which were falling off due to Jon's rough hands and got up to answer the phone..



*editor's comment : "damn...i don't have a picture of someone on the phone!!*

well, just use ur imagination...

it was Hang Seng on the phone..."Amrail, where are you? I've been waiting for over an hour!! IF u don't come over RIGHT NOW, i'm never letting u touch me EVER AGAINNNN!!!!!"

Amrail, "Baby...!!!! I'm so sorry!! i'm stuck in a jam..i'll be there soon okay? And i'll make it up to you...i promise!!"

Hang Seng, not believing a word huffs back into the phone, "Stuck in a jam?!?! More like u're stuck in a JON!!!! and if u don't get over here to satisfy me in 5 minutes, I'll....i'll........I'LL CALL CHIN HOU!!and let me tell u, HE knows how to satisfy a man!"

Amrail went speechless because he never thought that Hang Seng will ever find out about Jon..."NOOOOOOooo...i'll be right there, honeycakes!!"

.........................................the line went dead



"hmmmm...what am i going to do now?" Distressed, he kicked Jon out the door and went to slap on some make-up.

Just as he turned his back, there was a knock on the door...

Amrail got up and opened it only to find a naked, blushing Jon Chong standing there..."Erm..it's fine if u have to get back to ur wife, darling, but could u please let me get my clothes first? I have to ride the subway back, u know..."

OOoooookaayyyy....

Amrail rushed all the way back home, not caring about the hot gucci mama standing at the side of the road thumbing for a ride..All he cared about now was to save his marriage with his one true love, Hang Seng....

*editor : ohhh..if Hang Seng reads this, i'm so dead!!*

anyway, when Amrail reached home, he looked for the spare key under the flower pot and opened the door...sounds could be heard from the upstairs bedroom...With a sinking feeling in his stomach, he creeped upstairs and tried to imagine what he would see........................... would it be........?



heee heeee heeeeee.....

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Amrail hulk smashed the door down and leapt into the room....but instead he saw......................



THE POSER!!!!! ARGHHH!!! THIS IS EVEN WORSE!!!!

Hang Seng was all, "No..baby...don't beat him up....no no no no nononononono......" wriggling his little finger back and forth...."nononononononono no no no no no no nooo......."

Amrail was so mad he couldn't think straight. To think he lost his 'wife' to a poser?!?!! where's the justice in that?!?!?!?! and a POSER who wears a Naruto band!!!??? "SHUT UP HANG SENG! This is between Benruto and me. NOW TAKE OFF THAT BAND AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!!!!!"

the poser just mantained his cool, as always...and took out a long brown stick....

"What's that? No tricks allowed...." Amrail eyed the stick nervously...

"Oh...this is nothing......" The Poser rips off the top of the stick and with a quick graceful move, shoved it into his mouth!! "CHOKI CHOKI WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!" He then made another pose and ran out the door, clucking like a chicken...

cluck cluck cluk cluk clukkkkkk..........braaaaaaappppppppp......

*followed by a loud fart*

eeeewwwww.....Hang Seng looked disgusted....

Amrail took a good long look at Hang Seng's naked body under the blanket and walked calmly out the door....

"Wait my love!! I love you...can't u forgive me like how i forgave u going out with Jon?"

Amrail did a slow, ballerina turn and looked back at his wife, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn...."

Friday, December 2, 2005

The Story About Junn Tseng...

A normal day in class.....



Ben : I'm going to rule the world with Choki-Choki!! and get rid of ALL fat women....**



Jia Ling : if u do, i'll KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI u off the planet!!! AIHHYAHHHH!!!!!!



Worried about Junn Tseng's excessive figging, four good friends got together a presentation about its dangers...directed towards Junn Tseng...but would he listen?



NoOOoOoOoo......stubborn as a Panda, Junn Tseng says , "I swear there's NOTHING negative about too much figging!!!!! It's ALL good!! U guys worry too much..."



Not bothered by his classmates warnings....Junn Tseng resumed his figging....

When SUDDENLY......a bright light shines down upon him.....*and no, unfortunately, it's not from the spotlights*



JUNN TSENG!!!!! NOOOOO!!!! DON'T LOOK INTO THE LIGHT!!!!!!!!! DON'T LOOK INTO THE LIGHT!!!! DON'T!!!!

too late....he looked....



ARGHHH!!!!! too bright!!! too bright!!!!

.....................................

A flash later, the light faded away..........



Chin Hou : I can't look.............shawn, u look.......tell me what u see.........is....it.....bad......?



shawn takes a peek...



AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! It's just as we feared!!!! Junn Tseng has become............HIS OWN SKETCHING!!!!!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!



OhHh DeEaAaRRRrrrr....~~~



WE MISS U, PANDA BOY!!!!!!
this is the story of how Junn Tseng became his own drawing....
The moral is...DON'T FIG TOO MUCH!!!!!
this goes to all TOA students....especially to li sian and geri...

*All above are not true...if they were...figging would be banned.....fingers crossed....*