Monday, March 27, 2006

To everyone who cares..

My waterworks pipe just keeps getting busted and i'm still working on getting it fixed..soon i'll find the right plumber to seal up the hole once and for all...then no more leakage...

those who saw the pipe burst today should know what i'm talking about...those who don't, it's nothing...*smile*

take care guys!!

cockroach boy, i'm not mad at u la...

Sunday, March 19, 2006

*silent scream*


this is the worse assignment week ever!!!!!

*pushing panic button furiously*

i need a time machine

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Sex in First World Hotel - A True Story

Hah!! thought u were getting a porn story..sorry to disappoint..>.<

This is a story about two cockroaches who mated with my toothbrush..YES! my TOOTHBRUSH!! What the....?!?!

conversation that went between the 2 buggers *Amrail's word, not mine*

LongFeeler : Hmmm..what's this long blue thing with bristles on its end?
Crunchy : Whatever it is, it sure looks sexy to me! *nudges L.F.*
LongFeeler : Hey..think its a woman?
Crunchy : Who cares?! Go on..ask her out!
LongFeeler : Think i should? What if she rejects me?
Crunchy : Then I'LL ask her out!
LongFeeler : What if she rejects u?
Crunchy : Then we'll just hump her and leave, dude! This is the 21st century!
LongFeeler : Oh...yeahhh......

Long Feeler approches MY toothbrush:

LongFeeler : Why hello there, miss! U're looking awfully blue..need some cheerin up? I know some good jokes! *All optimistic*
Toothbrush : *silence*
LongFeeler : Erm..miss..?
Toothbrush : *silence*
LongFeeler : Ooookay...*walks away blushin furiously feeling rejected*

Crunchy : What happened, man?
LongFeeler : She gave me the brush off! The nerve!
Crunchy : Well, maybe i'm more HER type...*light shines off his wings*
LongFeeler : Good luck, Crunch!

A minute later, Crunchy comes back red as a tomato on fire..

Both : Yup..nothing to do but hump her!

And that's when i walked over to the sink and spotted the creatures..*WHACK*

Thursday, March 9, 2006

have i found him?

Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot.Who calls you back when you hang up on him.Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.Who holds your hand in front of his friends.Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much hecares about you and how lucky he is to have you.Wait for the one who turns to his friends andsays, "...that's her."

found this on thought it was really sweet...=)

Malaysian Drama

*to be read aloud in a "White Chicks"/Dumb Blonde accent*

my hair is ruined!!!

stupid chlorine!! i hope u're happy!!

*back to normal gruff man-voice*

i was watching a malaysian drama series just for kicks and i realized that...

we seriously have bad actors...!!! there was a scene when this woman who always thought her brother was dead, suddenly finds herself staring at him when he walks through her front door..guess what her reaction was?

*in monotone voice* "Ah william. i thought u were dead." *pats him on his back* "Come in, come in."

what??!?! u thought ur brother was done for and gone to heaven!! i would think u'd have a lot more to say than that!! what about, "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?? *cries passionately and hugs him tight, never to let go again* I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!! *sobs and sobs and sobs* *SPEECHLESS*"

know what she said to him after he sat down on the sofa? she didn't even ask him how he survived..!!! he asked her why she looked so pale, and she said "I'm only having the normal morning sickness that comes with expecting a child."

what..!?!!? your brother came back from the dead...forget about ur pregnancy for awhile la..ask him how is he...he's back!!!!

sigh..malaysian dramas...

they need Gary more than we do..