Wednesday, May 31, 2006

sad notes...

i remember when u used to come online just to talk to me...

and u'd come early to college, even when ur class started at 6pm..just to spend time with me..

and u'd take me to see stars at night...eventhough the ground hurt ur back...cos u knew i loved it..

and i remember when u carried me up the stairs cos i joked about being too tired to walk...

also when i got sick, u'd come over to make sure i took my medicine...

even bought me a rose...that was so sweet....

i remember our first date..u held my hand so tight i thought it would get a blister...but i loved every moment of it...

when u brought me home to meet ur parents...u were so protective...

our first kiss...i was shy...u were not...

the way u used to reply my smses immediately...

u'd bring me out to yam cha with ur friends...although all u guys ever talked about was guy stuff and there weren't any girls around to have intelligent conversations with...=P

how u'd always make sure i'm in the house safely before driving off...

and u'd put me first before basketball....

now what happened??

i blame dota....and basketball........

i miss u.....

Monday, May 29, 2006

Love can make u do crazy things...

Dear diary,

Well, i did it!! I never thought i'd give in so easily to such an important thing..but i did...and it felt so good to just let go and not worry about future consequences...

it was amazing!!! i didn't know that i could feel that satisfied...sighhh....

who cares what other people think?? i'm happy and i've made someone else happy too...i have NO REGRETS...what i'm worried about is my parents finding out...they've always seen me as a responsible girl who wouldn't rush into things without thinking it through...

but i needed it...i wanted it...so badly....






and today, i finally did it...

*breathe in...breathe out....*

I BOUGHT MY NEW YELLOW SHOES!!!!! YAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

*breaaaathe sam breeeaaaaathe....*

heeee huuuuu heeeeee huuuuuuu....

AaAaAAAaaAaAaaaAaAaAaAAAAaaAaAAAaaAAaAaaA!!!!!!!

T.H.E. B.A.G. *strokes plastic lovingly*



T.H.E. S.H.O.E.S. *oOoOooo...I LOVE THIS PART!!!*



L.O.V.E. *sighs dreamily*



*nods furiously* yes yes!! i gave it a mini photoshoot...so sue me....i'm in love!!


my teddy bear got into the photo as well...to make the BLUE look MORE BLUE...



sighhh...i hope Jules is as happy with her GREEN PAIR as i am ....

who cares about lunch and dinner for the next two weeks...i've got my shoesies!!

ps : mummy....darling mummy.....the bringer of life.......best cook in all of Malaysia.....i promise i'll let u wear it....just don't say,

"WHY BUY NEW SHOES AGAIN??? HOW MANY PAIRS U HAVE ALREADY???KEEP ON BUYING!!!"

"But they're very nice ma...my true love...."

"TRUE LOVE TRUE LOVE...THE STOREROOM FULL OF YOUR TRUE LOVE AR!! THAT DAY JUST ONLY BOUGHT THE SHOE RACK FROM IKEA...NOW YOUR SHOES "PA SAI" THE WHOLE PLACE...!!"

"Got discount ma...or else i won't buy wan..."

"DISCOUNT HOW MUCH??"

"20% loh! Become 48 dollahs only..."

"WAH!! SO EXPENSIVE!! YOU KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE TO WORK TO GET THAT MONEY OR NOT???"


"Half an hour loh.."

"*doesn't listen to me" CAN RETURN OR NOT??"

"Cannot return wan....Sale ma..."

"AIYO......."

=P

hehehe...okay..my mom doesn't really talk like that...but i really will let u wear them okay, mummy?


*sighs happily* i can't get enough of them...i'll probably sleep with them tonight...

crazy?? nah...just in love...

Friday, May 19, 2006

nothing-ness

gonna miss u all..........


won't be seeing u anymore.......

why??



cos i failed illus class.....



which means i won't be able to be in ANY of ur classes.....





*waves hands* JUST KIDDING!!!

hehehehe....



u're all still stuck with me...MUAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

The funny things people do during traffic jams...

*william doesn't like listening to emo girly music cos it makes him less macho...or so he thinks.. which means that i can only listen to them after i dispose of him*

so after dropping him off at his home *what do u think, i'll just throw him away???*, i slipped in my little dinky cassette and happily drove home, singing along with Bethany Joy Lenz...personally, i think my voice can outshine hers...but oh well...la dee da...

as i was nearing the junction to make a U-turn, i saw that there was a long line of traffic waiting for me...but today was different!!! TODAY I HAD MY DINKY TAPE OF GIRLY EMO MUSIC TO KEEP ME COMPANY!!! yayyy!!!! so i didn't mind...^^

i pulled up behind a little kancil *maroon in colour, but not urs May May* and excitedly pulled up the hand break..i quickly rewounded the tape looking for my favourite song and turned the volume up...

i started singing along, flicking my hair and doing my best Fantasia impersonation...checking out my reflection in the rearview mirror, pounting like crazy and i even blasted the air con into my hair...doing the whole pop idol act, u know...i smiled and waved...winked at imaginary fans...shook my hair...got hair in my mouth...spat out hair...everything u can think of, i did it...

and all this while,i didn't notice the driver in the little kancil staring at me...it turned out to be a little old lady, and guess what!! SHE started singing along to HER radio as well!!! AHHA!! COMPETITION!!! i watched her shake her little freshly permed curls, and she did some weird hand gestures and she EVEN STOLE MY AIR CON ACT!!! *grumbles to self* WHERE CAN LIKE THAT WAN???

i stared at her, stunned for awhile...and then i decided to out-do her...so i switched my air con on to FULL BLAST and really got into it...flinging my arms around...jumping around in my seat...i could feel my Waikiki Kembara shaking but i didn't care...NO OLD LADY'S GONNA STEAL MY LIMELIGHT...no matter how adorable she looked in her hot pink feather boa...

so there we were...both acting like Britney...*she actually rolled down her window and waved at some school kids!!!* so i did the same laa!!! i blew kisses at them and shouted, "VOTE FOR ME!!" okay...i went overboard but Pink Boa started it...*crosses arms in self defence*

JUST when i was about to do a Macarena dance *HEY MACARENA MACARENA MACARENA HEY!!*, the car behind me honked...and sheepishly,we looked up and saw that we were holding up traffic...so we both left our stage,hung up our glittery costumes *imaginary of course* and drove back home...it turned out that dear Pink Boa lives two rows behind me...small world...

yeah...the weird things people...*okay SOME people* do in traffic jams...

ps : to Shidio-ers...it's a fictional story...i would NEVER do that...
to other readers, it's a true story...i ALWAYS do that....

Don't u just hate it when...

don't u just hate it when...

u turn ur entire room upside down looking for something and then u realized that it was in your pocket the entire time...

u finally wash ur car and then it begins to rain...HARD...

u rush home to walk ur dog only to find that he did his little doggy business all over ur newly washed floor...

u bathe ur dog and put him out in the sun to dry and it begins to rain...AGAIN...

u spend the entire afternoon taping ur favourite songs to be played in your car *because ur car doesn't have a cd player* and then accidentally erase the entire thing by pressing record instead of play, then leaving the room...

u want to be a smartass and try to carry 5 cups *plastic* of water up to your room, and just when u reach ur door, one slips and u try to catch it, only to spill all 5 cups in the end...


nahhhh...it didn't happen to me...why do u ask?

Sunday, May 14, 2006

A day to remember...

i love u mummy...

i wouldn't trade you for anyone else in the world...

if i had to choose a cook, it'll be you...*rubs full tummy*

if i had to choose a housekeeper, it'll be you still...*sniggers*

if i had to choose a nurse, it'll be you Nurse Lim...*hugs Nurse Lim*

if i had to choose a pshychiatrist, it'll be my Madam Cheong Hei...

if i had to choose a hair stylist......i'll still go back to the hair saloon....sorry mummy...u really don't know how to cut my hair....=P

Happy 19th Mother's Day!!

from...bi and che...

ps : if u paid me more, this post would be longer....lol...

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Keropok leko and the broken heart...

Signs that your car needs a good washing:

1. The bottle of BRAND NEW car shampoo dries up.
2. All your sponges has been cut up and used for your art projects.
3. You leave the shopping mall to go to your car and realize that someone has written, "I bumped into your car by accident but there was no damage thanks to the thick layer of dirt you have on it"..IN THE DIRT ITSELF!!
4. Your dad sticks a note that says, "SEE!! SEE!!" next to that sentence above...
5. You find yourself writing on your car windows during long traffic lights...
6. You look for your handphone which has fallen in the back seat and your hand sinks into the packet of marshmellows you bought for William but thought u lost..and u turn around happily only to find that it isn't marshmellows after all, but old, used putty erasers...

Signs that you regret not handing up your assignments for illus fundamentals:

1. May calls you and tells you that you've failed...
2. You keep on asking her if she's sure...
3. She keeps saying yes, she's sure...and you ask again...
4. You go into shock mode and walk into 20 people...one after another..you don't hear them complain...
5. You space out when you're driving and realize that your car hasn't moved itself out of the parking lot...
6. You drink ice cold coffee and eat sugar afterwards...and then you pick up the stray sugar cubes one by one and put it back into the bowl...

Signs that you should have washed your hair yesterday:

1. You find out that your sister has used the last remains of the shampoo...
2. Your hair starts crying out for attention and accidentally wraps itself around the doorknob when you turn around too fast..
3. Indah Water decides to switch off your main water supply to fix a leak...

Signs that you crave sushi:

1. You think your bolster *which is pink in colour* looks like salmon..
2. You dream about eating your bolster...
3. You wake up and half your bolster is gone...

Signs you haven't been drinking enough water :

1. Your mouth immediately goes dry even after you drink a glass of water...
2. You automatically open your mouth and face upwards when you feel raindrops...
3. You wake up realizing that you're sucking on an empty watter bottle...
4. You cry and nothing comes out of your eyes...
5. Your tongue cracks...

Signs that you're getting old:

1. You forgot that you actually meant to blog about something else...

Tuesday, May 2, 2006

the worst nightmare EVER!!

u know the kind of nightmares that make u wake up drenched in sweat, heart pounding away like a drill? well, i had one last night...and this is how it went..

it started out like a normal dream..i went to college and saw the gang...we sat down and talked about..well, everything...shidio fai fai wan-ers are known for their senseless chat sessions...

suddenly, LCK walked in and the first thing he said was,

"HAND IN YOUR FINAL ASSIGNMENT!! LATE ASSIGNMENTS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!! I REPEAT, THEY WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. NO MATTER HOW MUCH U BEG ME, NOT EVEN IF U CUT OFF YOUR OWN LEGS AND GRILL THEM AND FEED THEM TO ME. NOW HAND THEM UP!!!"

then in a softer tone, he said...

"Samantha, come and see me"

I was panicking at the time because i was thinking...

"WHAT THE..!??! I DON'T REMEMBER ANY ASSIGNMENTS!!"

so i quickly turned to my right and asked Junn Tseng if he had done it...and panda boy took out his perspective composition, YES!! HIS PERSPECTIVE COMPOSITION!!! with detailed figures and shophouses somemore!!! He proudly showed it to me..

and that's when he said the thing that made me throw him out of the window...he said,

"I don't really like it la...it's not DETAILED enough..."

*glass smashes*

*screams from outside the window of passersby who had a 10 ton panda fall on them, surprisingly, he wasn't hurt...but innocent bystanders were..*

LCK's voice dragged me out of my daydream and back to reality, where i glared at Junn Tseng sitting there, puzzling over how to add more detail to his masterpiece..

"Samantha, come and see me please"

oh nooo...i'm going to fail....but i had no choice...LCK's word was law...

So i walked over to the front desk and sat down in the empty chair in front of him. Suddenly, the room went dark...pitch black with a spotlight shining down from the ceiling, a few metres away...the room was quiet and everyone was gone...

*being in a dream somehow makes u fearless* and that's why i got up to take a closer look...

i walked slowly towards the light and AAARRRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

i saw this...



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

THE WORST NIGHTMARE EVER!!

*small cockroach voice : CHA TOU!!*

i blame Cal, his camera, Ben and William for this nightmare...all credits go to u guys..

sigh...i need to dream about my little ponies again....