Saturday, May 13, 2006

Keropok leko and the broken heart...

Signs that your car needs a good washing:

1. The bottle of BRAND NEW car shampoo dries up.
2. All your sponges has been cut up and used for your art projects.
3. You leave the shopping mall to go to your car and realize that someone has written, "I bumped into your car by accident but there was no damage thanks to the thick layer of dirt you have on it"..IN THE DIRT ITSELF!!
4. Your dad sticks a note that says, "SEE!! SEE!!" next to that sentence above...
5. You find yourself writing on your car windows during long traffic lights...
6. You look for your handphone which has fallen in the back seat and your hand sinks into the packet of marshmellows you bought for William but thought u lost..and u turn around happily only to find that it isn't marshmellows after all, but old, used putty erasers...

Signs that you regret not handing up your assignments for illus fundamentals:

1. May calls you and tells you that you've failed...
2. You keep on asking her if she's sure...
3. She keeps saying yes, she's sure...and you ask again...
4. You go into shock mode and walk into 20 people...one after another..you don't hear them complain...
5. You space out when you're driving and realize that your car hasn't moved itself out of the parking lot...
6. You drink ice cold coffee and eat sugar afterwards...and then you pick up the stray sugar cubes one by one and put it back into the bowl...

Signs that you should have washed your hair yesterday:

1. You find out that your sister has used the last remains of the shampoo...
2. Your hair starts crying out for attention and accidentally wraps itself around the doorknob when you turn around too fast..
3. Indah Water decides to switch off your main water supply to fix a leak...

Signs that you crave sushi:

1. You think your bolster *which is pink in colour* looks like salmon..
2. You dream about eating your bolster...
3. You wake up and half your bolster is gone...

Signs you haven't been drinking enough water :

1. Your mouth immediately goes dry even after you drink a glass of water...
2. You automatically open your mouth and face upwards when you feel raindrops...
3. You wake up realizing that you're sucking on an empty watter bottle...
4. You cry and nothing comes out of your eyes...
5. Your tongue cracks...

Signs that you're getting old:

1. You forgot that you actually meant to blog about something else...

10 comments:

mabbito said...

samantha....dont be sad...
i dont mean to make u sad lah...
i just wanna tell u the results...
sorry eh...

CD055-1 said...

i don't know my results... no one mention about going there.. sigh~

why do you have putty rubbers in ur car??? o.O and you write stuff on the windows? inredible~

hair wrapping doorknob.. looks fun.. looks to be able to used for fighting.. spin your hair and trip the enemy~

sushi..............

Sammie~~!! said...

it's alright may...u didn't do anything wrong also...don't worry la..i'm fine..i'm going to appeal for another exam see if i can pass or not...

don't worry k..=) i'm not mad at anyone...

Sammie~~!! said...

to ah bun :

i didn't know that results were out also...may kindly checked for me wan...

the hair wrapping around doorknob wasn't very fun...imagine pulling ur underwear all over ur body..that's how it feels like...hahaha...u can try it if u want but u don't have hair...

=P

yup yup!! sushi...but no girl....lol..

ButterFairy said...

aww samtan samtan.. shucks about illus, but now u can so prove to Chee Wee that u can draw!!!

ur posts are really amusing and so u..hehe..and if any of the above nonsense didn't help, forget them..here's what u really need..

BIG FAT TEDDY BEAR HUG!!!

Sammie~~!! said...

awww..butterfairy..lol..
yeah!!! i can prove to chee wee that i can draw!!!!

only that he resigned after teaching our class....=/ like u said...were we that bad?

hahaha...

thanks!! *a big fat bear hug back atcha* so sweet of u..=D

JustEve said...

serious? Chee Wee resigned ar??? LOL!!!!

Sam, TOA is full of crackpot staff that always screw things up. Don't worry. I'm sure it's just a mix up. Remember what happened to JL and Shawn (i think) last term :P

Sammie~~!! said...

aww..thanks eve...i hope it was a screw up too....sob!!!

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