Tuesday, May 2, 2006

the worst nightmare EVER!!

u know the kind of nightmares that make u wake up drenched in sweat, heart pounding away like a drill? well, i had one last night...and this is how it went..

it started out like a normal dream..i went to college and saw the gang...we sat down and talked about..well, everything...shidio fai fai wan-ers are known for their senseless chat sessions...

suddenly, LCK walked in and the first thing he said was,

"HAND IN YOUR FINAL ASSIGNMENT!! LATE ASSIGNMENTS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!! I REPEAT, THEY WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. NO MATTER HOW MUCH U BEG ME, NOT EVEN IF U CUT OFF YOUR OWN LEGS AND GRILL THEM AND FEED THEM TO ME. NOW HAND THEM UP!!!"

then in a softer tone, he said...

"Samantha, come and see me"

I was panicking at the time because i was thinking...

"WHAT THE..!??! I DON'T REMEMBER ANY ASSIGNMENTS!!"

so i quickly turned to my right and asked Junn Tseng if he had done it...and panda boy took out his perspective composition, YES!! HIS PERSPECTIVE COMPOSITION!!! with detailed figures and shophouses somemore!!! He proudly showed it to me..

and that's when he said the thing that made me throw him out of the window...he said,

"I don't really like it la...it's not DETAILED enough..."

*glass smashes*

*screams from outside the window of passersby who had a 10 ton panda fall on them, surprisingly, he wasn't hurt...but innocent bystanders were..*

LCK's voice dragged me out of my daydream and back to reality, where i glared at Junn Tseng sitting there, puzzling over how to add more detail to his masterpiece..

"Samantha, come and see me please"

oh nooo...i'm going to fail....but i had no choice...LCK's word was law...

So i walked over to the front desk and sat down in the empty chair in front of him. Suddenly, the room went dark...pitch black with a spotlight shining down from the ceiling, a few metres away...the room was quiet and everyone was gone...

*being in a dream somehow makes u fearless* and that's why i got up to take a closer look...

i walked slowly towards the light and AAARRRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

i saw this...



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

THE WORST NIGHTMARE EVER!!

*small cockroach voice : CHA TOU!!*

i blame Cal, his camera, Ben and William for this nightmare...all credits go to u guys..

sigh...i need to dream about my little ponies again....

7 comments:

** dracolshian ** said...

Oh God... Freaky sial!! Hahahahaha XD

I'd never wanna have that kind of dream...luckily i cant really remember most of my dreams... hahaha

Poor Sam...

Anonymous said...

weee!!! y my brother so evil in yr dream ........ waaaa..... he weighs 10 tons some more

CD055-1 said...

WHAT THE KETAM!!!!!!

ashe said...

wakakakakkakakaka......damn keng man...the most freakiest part is the RETURN OF BEMANTHA!!!

Julie said...

hey we should make like an anthology of mini horror movies, like the pd ghost story and this and name it "IT LIVESSSSSSSS...." *dies away in evil cackling* tagline: William, IT's watching you..

Sammie~~!! said...

*sobs in corner*

glad my nightmare tickled u guys so much...

oh..the horror.....

*wails pitifully*

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