Monday, June 19, 2006

I'm proud to be Malaysian all over again!!

have u ever seen a good deed that made ur heart melt and ur soul fly?

i did today..

WITNESS : WILLIAM LEE HAN MIN *there!! i said ur name..haha..*

we were on the way back from college when we saw this little old man walking real slowly..he was shivering, not from the cold...i think he might have been sick...anyway, he was looking really weak...like someone had forgotten all about him...or he might even have been lost..

he bent over *slowly* to pick up two bags on the ground...and william and i watched him from my car...we were at the junction and so was he...

so i mentioned to william : Should we help him? Do something?

but before william could answer, a malay guy got down from his motorbike..he left it at the side of the road...his girlfriend was there as well...and HE WALKED OVER TO THE OLD MAN AND HELPED HIM ACROSS THE STREET..HE EVEN CARRIED THE BAGS...it was SO SWEET!!!! i really didn't expect him to do that...and cars stopped for them...

i don't know what happened after that *whether he sent the old man home or not* but i was so touched by his kindness...

SEE!! THERE ARE MALAYSIANS WHO CARE ABOUT OTHERS, MARION!!!

william and i drove off, feeling the warm fuzzy feeling of human love...

well..at least i did...=)

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Happy Father's Day!!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, DADDY!!!!

sorry we spent it like it was SAM AND IVY'S DAY...it wasn't really our fault that 1 Utama had so many nice things to buy...and it wasn't my fault that i just HAD to have that black tube top with the adorable lining at the side which only cost RM33 which is such a bargain and if u were me, u'd just HAVE to have it!!! *breathes out* And it REALLY WASN'T our fault that we were hungry all the time after shopping so much and had to sit down to eat where we spent MORE of ur money...hehehee...

anyway, we had a great time together as a family, didn't we...=D

late lunch/early dinner at Italianies where we ate so much Angel Pasta...and mummy didn't want to eat her bread cos it looked mouldy...*hahaha*...and we sort of scared the waiter abit when u asked him to give u his pen...

ohh..and don't forget the contest where we had to think real hard about why you're the greatest daddy in the world...

answers we came up with:

because i do the ironing and had to search the washing machine the other day for my eldest daughter's missing shirt button.

because i rock. YAY!

because i passed on the curly hair gene to my two daughters and though they complain, they still love me.

because i have a cute face when i put on my "don't care what u say" look.

because i pay for everything.

because i pump petrol for my daughter every week so that she doesn't have to go to the petrol station alone.

because i rush into my youngest daughter's room clapping my hands loudly to wake her up, making her really grumpy but i don't care, i still do it and annoy her as much as i can just so she won't be late for anything.

because i drive a luxury car...the PROTON WAJA!!!

because i smell like the best daddy in the world. I wear "Daddy" cologne.

because i used to wear size 26 pants until i had such mah fan kids, they made my waist size go up to 36.

because eventhough i'm fierce and quick tempered, i still love my family and i would do anything for them.

AWWWWWWW....

i love you daddy!!! YOU ARE THE BEST DADDY IN THE WORLD BECAUSE YOU WERE TRAINED BY US!!!

hahaha...Happy Father's Day!!! I love you!!!

Friday, June 16, 2006

i DID cut my hair!!!

YEAP!!! i really did it...


Get ready for the new Sam!!!


TADDDAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!




see the happy face above!! yayyy!!!!

finally..some changes!!!

many thanks to jules, may and chrystal for their "amazing" mock-up skills...hehe...but seriously guys...my hair didn't look that bad...if i kept moving my head, u can barely see the jaggedy edges..=P

i went to the salon near my house for a touch up..and they kept on laughing at me...couldn't even hold the scissors straight...AIYO!!

"Ha HA HAAA" they went...while i giggled nervously...wondering if i had made the biggest mistake of my life...

but....

luckily.....

I LOVE MY NEW HAIR!!!!!!

*jules, chrys and may...u guys are so lucky it worked out in the end...*

no thanks to sam goh for making me nervous while the others were working on my hair..."AIYO!! SENGET AWREADY ARH!!" isn't the best thing to say laaaaa.....

lol...hugs to all!!! *except sam goh...hmmph!!*

the world looks so beautiful right now...

sighhhh.......*dreamy smile*








oh yeah...i saw a dead dog on the road just now..

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

The "Sepet-ness" of my "Mata"..

okay..so i know that most Chinese people have the funny "mata sepet" aka small, siamese cat eyes...but i didn't realize mine was so extreme until today when i woke up looking like this :



pretty ugly right? well..that's nothing..after i took my bath...i decided to do something drastic to make me look LESS mata sepet-ish...so i took a scissors *Kids, don't do this at home* and i....





did....






THIS..!!!

*play scary Alfred Hitchcock murder music*



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

that's right...i chopped off my lovely hair!!!! SOB!!!

i don't know what i was thinking...oh man....now i look more CHINESE than EVER!!!

what do u guys think?? UR AH SUM HAS DONE IT AGAIN.....

SOB!SOB! SOB! SOB! SOB!SOB!

Monday, June 5, 2006

Memoirs Of A Pole Dancer

i walked into the room, lights and mirrors all around..tea bags instead of coffee are set on the tiny table in the corner..i reached for a bag and put it into my mouth, poured hot water down my throat...call it a habit..the water stopped burning me when i was 16 and i lost my tongue due to an overexcited cat who couldn't keep his claws inside his paw...

"MARIA!!" i turned around and stared at the bossoms bouncing about in front of me..Helga Ool..pronounced OH-oul...was standing tall in her 5 inch high heels...i looked up into her eyes...dark and seductive...she gestured to her naked butt...

"MARIA!! Vhere is my pink thong??" i needed her thong for a job i did last week..the monkey of a client had requested for it specially...i couldn't refuse as he was one of the hugest tipper known in the industry..

i reached down into my side pockets to take out the pink slip of cloth...oh wait..i don't HAVE side pockets...i'm not wearing my pants...i looked down and saw that i was already in costume...

when had i changed??

sigh..my hands reached into the cupboard behind me and i scrambled around in it looking for anything pink...it was easy because every piece of clothing i had was black...my post was the post for mourners...those who came in because they were depressed and needed to see someone dancing like an idiot on the table...simply for laughing purposes...i fit that description perfectly...

yet..i'm not bitter about it..i enjoy my job...i look forward to slipping up and down the pole, looking like a fool but not caring any less..the pay was good...i met celebrities here and there...and all i had to do was try not to fall off the table...

easy!!

well...not that easy actually...i fall around alot..not exactly the most graceful of swans...i had to keep my wings tucked inside for fear of revealing who i am...

my mother was a pole dancer...her mother was a pole dancer...so naturally, i was born with the image of grandma hugging the pole...uuhhh...

i walked out of the dressing room, if u can call it that...and stepped into the bar..took a stool, wobbled a bit and reached up for my pole..i wrapped my arms around it and tried to gain balance...oh good...my 1st customer...

he was handsome and young...didn't look much like a mourner but what the hell...i'm not about to be choosy...i walked over to him and looked him in the eye...gave a sexy wink....and watched him crash onto the floor, eyes wide with shock...

normal? yeah...absolutely...lots of my clients faint when they first get a glimsp of me...i guess i'm just too beautiful...

they carried him away on a stretcher...

"she....she.......urghhh......." he kept mumbling..

i guess that meant he enjoyed the show...

i can't wait for my next customer..