Sunday, August 13, 2006

meet HUMPER DOG!!

i'll be writing more about him soon...so stay tuned...

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Pasar Malam also cannot get arh!

ben just told me that he didn't bathe the entire day and that he is now sticky all over....

thank u ben!! i am now imagining u with green slime wrapped around u...

i went with my dad and sister to Taipan today...truly the traffic there is terrible...everytime my father goes there, he'll come home in a huff saying "I'll never go to Taipan NEVER EVER AGAIN!!!"

of course, a few days later, we'll be happily driving there once more hoping that THIS time it will be better...unfortunately, Taipan is sadly stubborn on sticking to its routine of traffic jams and angry chinese men beeping the horn...

so anyway, we went for dinner at Kayu Nasi Kandar..while waiting for my sister's guitar lesson to start...*secretly, i think this is the highlight of my dear dad's week* the moment when he can dispose of my sister at Music Walk and run over to his little Do It Yourself Hardware Store behind...aaaahhhhhh...a blissful 30 minutes of browsing around without my mother and me screaming at him to get a move on...he can happily contemplate whether a new yellow Philips screwdriver will boost up his toolbox's image or a Car Leather interior wipe will give him better results...

i walked through the place as well today, *as i had no choice...i would have gone to Guardian but...lazy to walk across the road la...* naively planning my future home..."will it have white hooks or plastic red ones?" "do stainless steel pots stain when burnt?" "ooo...black sponges....soft.......mmmmmmm" when i suddenly saw IT!

IT was shiny....

IT was clingy....

IT was machine washable...

it was.......

HAIR WRAP!!!!!!!!

NOW we can actually wrap our hair up in big shiny clingy cloth...i think some parts even had glitter on it...ooooo.....i can imagine all the aunties going around in those hair wrap ganjigallas, chatting with each other while buying fish...

"wahhh..Mrs. Lebih! today ur hair wrap until very nice orh!"

"really ar? nola...your one nicer, Mrs. Sien..very shiok, i see until...sure ur husband appreciate wan"

"yalor..he today very nice...give me more money..ask me to go hair salon...i said what for..i go play mahjong better...now my hair, wake up just put on the hair wrap...so leng...he say i look like godzilla wor"

"aiyo Mrs. Sien..your husband dono how to appreciate fashion lah..my husband lagi geng...he this morning walk into my toilet ar...i was putting on my *touches hair wrap* shiny hair, and he so funny u know...he pretended to faint and fall down on the floor ah!! i call him don't play, he still lie down there...i fai si care him..i go buy choi lor...but i went out the door...he still lie down there...somemore very real orh..his eyelid don't move wan.......sure late for work wan"

*both aunties laugh in a joyous mood*

Prediction : this...hair wrap will become very fashionable..girls can stop straightening their hair and putting all kinds of gunky hair products to make it look tame in the morning...just wake up, slap on ur hair wrap and be good to go...

it will be available in many different colours and designs...VERY LENG WAN...why be old fashioned and have rebonded / curly hair when u can have HAIR WRAP EXTRAORDINAIRE!!!

QUICK!! GET YOURS TODAY!!!

Monday, August 7, 2006

just thoughts..

it's time to write something uplifting and cheerful..something that will make chrystals lips go "POP!" and chin hou's glasses fall off...so i'm going to write about.....

DANISH PASTRIES!!!!

okay..i don't think i'll write about that...it just came to the top of my head..and i wrote it down...

i'm going to write about anything that comes to my mind...whoa..i'm typing quite fast...and no mistakes...wowww!!! type type type ytpe ytpe type....ok...there are mistakes....hmmm...

i'm so bored...i wanna go out and have fun!!! i wanna go shopping..because which girl does not like shopping...erm...i'll probably get feedback from that remark...ok...rephrase...alot of girls like shopping...no matter they're shopping for clothes, jewellery or even food..

i know i like shopping for food...i always go the the vinegar section and stare at ALL the lovely bottles arranged on the shelves...so nice to look at...next time when i have my own kitchen, i'll go buy all kinds of beautiful bottles with stuff in them to arrange on MY shelves...

my sister said i'd probably starve to death because i'll have all these beautiful food around me and i won't have the heart to eat them...

i'm also sick...i've got the running nostrils...there they go, running all over the place...and i've already sneezed 14 times in the last hour...my nose is bright red now and NO AMOUNT of soothing cream applied on said nose will make the swelling go down...

at 1st i thought lots of people were missing me...cos sneezes are said to be when.....OOOooooo......sneezes don't signify missing people!!!!! u sneeze when someone TALKS BAD about u..!!!! aiyakk!!

okay..i have to get back to my olympics illustration final project....=(((
just the other day i found out that we can CHOOSE our final topic...we didn't have to go with olympics...sighh....how come i sat through two terms of that class and i didn't know that?!!

*stuffs wad of tissue up sore berry coloured nose*