don't eat salad before you sleep!

was quite tired after class today..but HAPPY because corporate identity mr foo foo's assistant has CHOSEN A LOGO!!! WEEEE!!! i love her and not him.

so i came home and took a nap and HAD THE MOST REALISTIC EXCITING DREAM EVER!!! but also quite annoying la..here's what i dreamt..

i was at a shopping mall with my parents when suddenly my mom said to me,

"Girl..your flight tonight is a 7.30 right? You packed everything already or not?"

and i went, "HAR??!! WHAT?!?! WHERE AM I GOING??!!"

then like magic, i suddenly remembered everything..I'M GOING TO MELBOURNE TODAY!!!

*in my dream, i'm supposed to go with college Ivy too*

and i quickly checked my phone..there were 2 smses from her complaining that she felt very farn and didn't know what to pack..HAHAHA!!!

*slaps self* shouldn't laugh ok aqua woman!! YOU HAVEN'T PACKED ANYTHING ALSO!!

my parents all like very relaxed and drinking english tea while i panicked over there..i told them to drive me home so i could pack!!

it was already 5pm at that time..

OooOOOoO PANIC CITY!!

when i reached home, i quickly went to grab bags from all over the house..suddenly got two brand new DAMN COOL bags in my parents room..got tags on them reading Madam Cheong Hei's stuff and Monsieur Tan's knick knacks but who cares! I HAVEN'T PACKED AND FLIGHT AT 7.30!!!

so i grabbed the bags and proceeded to throw all the clothes i could find into them..

SUDDENLY, all my underwear got HOLES AND ARE YELLOW STAINED!!!!! WHAT HORRIBLE NOTHING-NESS IS THIS!?!!

felt so ANNOYED!!! i told my sister, GO BUY ME NEW UNDERWEAR NOW!!! nice nice wan ya..don't want those weird designs of wonder woman what what la wan ok?

and she went..wah, so obedient!

then i dunno why but i had an urge to pack all my soft toys...oh gosh..how stupid can i be?!!! no place to pack items i ACTUALLY need, but want to pack 100s of soft fluffy animals!! really must be a dream la..

then ar!! when i was finally done packing my useless things, i headed off to KLIA to check in..by then it was already 7pm..SO LATE!!!!!!!! but in my world, everything works out well for ME!

i checked in with no problems..but i remember feeling very bad because i totally forgot that i was leaving today and had no time to tell everyone!!

ALSO, *i just remembered* in my dream, i was leaving the term HALFWAY!! like right now, halfway in the middle of 3rd year 1st term, i suddenly leave..that's what was happening in my dream!

and i felt so HORRIBLE because i didn't tell aaron ANYTHING!!!!! somemore, we had a date tonight and i couldn't see him since i was at the airport..

i remember Foong vern calling me also in the middle of my flurried packing..she started crying when i told her i was leaving that night..and she shouted at me damn loud that i am GETTING OLD AND NEED TO START KEEPING A OLD LADY CALENDER! BIG BIG ONE SO U CAN WRITE ALL YOUR NONSENSE ON IT AND WON'T FORGET EVER AGAIN!!

so sad..i was leaving everyone behind..and i had no farewell party...not like Royce's super posh dinner! *everyone, when i leave, must give me GRAND GRAND FAREWELL DINNER OK!!*

*sniggers happily*

oh! AARON!! forgot about him at the airport..i was looking around everywhere for a digi yellow man so i could call everyone and tell them i was leaving in 30 minutes!!

CANNOT FIND STUPID DIGI MAN!! HIDING DUNNO IN WHICH BATHROOM!!!

ARGHHH!! SO FRUSTRATED AND GILA BY NOW!!!!

my parents were standing there talking about how their daughter so bad, simply take their bags to melbourne..

the frustration was making me melt puddles on the floor and i was contemplating buying a maxis starter pack for only RM199.90! (the sign there wrote, "Call your loved ones for only RM199.90 and tell them you are at the airport! then in small body copy, twas written, "the usual price is only RM9.90 but you so stupid follow digi man, now we jack up the price for you when you are desperate and pathetic!")

i took out my money and tried to pay the man...7.20pm already!! don't care la!!

I WANT TO CALL AARON AND JOANNE, SHAZA THEY ALL!!!

the man handed over the starter pack to me smiling but i frowned at him because he so horrible want to cheat me!

and just when i dialled in the number and it worked and i started to call....

the line was ringing...ringing....

RINGING!! in my ear!!!

i woke up to answer my own phone in groggy voice.."hello?"

someone shouted back at me, "ANDY ADA TAKKKK?????"

GO WASH YOUR BACKSIDE LA!!!

very unhappy and unsatisfied now!! cannot even step foot in melbourne in a dream.. :(

like royce and shaz would say, "extremely pharqueshit!!!"