Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Me Tan not Leong!

First time,

Caller 1: Hello Mister Leong Lai Ping?
Me : *Giggle* Sorry, wrong number..
Caller 1: Oh ok..sorry..thank you..bye!


Second time,

Caller 2: Hello, can i please speak to Mr. Leong Lai Ping?
Me : Erm..i think u've got the wrong number..hehe..
Caller 2: Oh..........
Me : Why don't u try 017 or 012? *trying to be helpful, see*
Caller 2: Oh..........
Me : Ya.....ok.....?
Caller 2: Oh.......................*pause for ancient time* ok...

.......dial tone........


sigh..

Third time it happened,

Caller 3 : Hi, Mr Leong!
Me : Sorry, wrong number.
Caller 3 : Are you sure?
Me : Yes, very sure.
Caller 3 : You're NOT Mr Leong? *aggitated tone*
Me : No wor...I'm a girl.
Caller 3 : Then why he give me your number?
Me : I don't know, maybe you write wrongly?
Caller 3 : Cannot be........Aihh..I try again la.

Fourth time!!

Me : *Barely awake* Hewloow?
Caller : MR LEONG LAI PING??? IS THAT YOU?????
Me : no is not him go way!
Caller : You are not Mr Leong? *clearly puzzled by this surprising turn of events*
Me : *grumpily* no.
Caller : Oh...where is he?
Me : Huh?? He's not here la! He's at his own house.
Caller : Then who are you?
Me : I'm one of the seven dwarves.
Caller : Errrrrrr....who?
Me : Sigh...nothing..you've got the wrong number la..
Caller : Then why didn't you say wrong number??!?!?! Waste my time only!!!!

.......dial tone.......

WHO IS THIS LEONG LAI PING AND WHY IS HE GIVING OUT MY NUMBER TO ALL THESE WEIRD PEOPLE??!?!!?!